Putin’s Envoy Cruises to Miami While Trump Ghosts Budapest
In a diplomatic soap opera that’s part thriller, part reality show, Vladimir Putin’s special envoy Kirill Dmitriev is making a surprise cameo in Miami this Saturday, meeting with White House envoy Steve Witkoff. This Miami meet-and-greet drama unfolds amidst America’s fresh sanctions slapped Wednesday on Russia’s oil giants—scooping them up like limited-edition energy collectibles! Trump, ever the plot-twister, ‘canceled’ his Budapest Putin summit plans citing zero results, promising to ‘do it sometime in the future’—translation: let’s ghost but keep the hotline open. CNN spilled the tea first, and whether Dmitriev meets other US bigwigs remains a mystery hotter than a Florida afternoon.
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When your special envoy shows up in Miami but the main event got ghosted in Budapest, you know international diplomacy just turned into a beach party with sanctions as party favors.
Trump canceled his Putin date claiming bad vibes. Meanwhile, Russia’s envoy is chilling in Miami like it’s a spy-themed spring break—talk about mixed signals and SPF 100 diplomacy!
US hits Russian oil with sanctions, Putin’s envoy jumps Miami to chat Witkoff. It’s like cancelling prom but sending your ex to scope the afterparty—awkward energy and vodka shots all around.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/24/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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