Meet U-Scan: Your Toilet's New Job is Pee Spy
At last, your toilet can judge your health like that passive-aggressive doctor you avoid. Withings unveiled the U-Scan back at CES 2023, but only now ā two years later ā is the pee-spying device hitting US and EU toilets. It measures hydration, ketones, vitamin C, and kidney stone risk via replaceable cartridges starting at $349.95, because why not pay for a guilt trip every time you relieve yourself? For $429.95, get twice the pee intel and twice the therapy through 44 tests. And forget pesky FDA clearance; it's classified as 'wellness,' so just trust your toiletās app instead.
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Nothing screams 21st-century hygiene like a $350 gadget that collects your pee data while you scroll for distractions. Because if your toilet isnāt judging your vitamin C levels, are you even living?
Proof weāre all terrible drivers of our own lives: paying hundreds for a toilet gadget that tattles on our hydration habits like a nosy roommate.
If your toilet starts talking health advice soon, donāt blame techāit already knows more about you than your doctor after one awkward visit.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/29/2025 | Author: Andrew Liszewski
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