Withings ScanWatch 2: AI Predicts Your Ennui & PMS
At IFA 2025, Withings gleefully unleashed the ScanWatch 2, upgraded with HealthSense 4, boasting 35 extra health metrics, AI-powered boogeymen warnings (hello, 'falling ill' alert!), and now available in blue and silver because your wrist deserves emotional turmoil in style. Battery life jumped to 35 daysā5 days more to contemplate your life choices between charges. For a wallet-shrinking $369.95 starting September 5th, users get a one-month Withings Plus trial featuring Vitality Indicator and Cardio Check-Up by real cardiologists, an ironic nod to surviving probable heart attacks triggered by subscribing. FDA delays and AI paranoia culminate in this 'science-first' smartwatch that knows you're tired before you do!
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Nothing says 'wellness' like a $370 smartwatch that forecasts your bladder drama and impending sniffles with prophetic AI sass. Because why just live when you can get creepy notifications from tech thatās still trying to get FDA clearance?
Hey look, now your wrist can lecture you about fatigue, body temp, and PMS like a passive-aggressive friend who never sleeps. ScanWatch 2: for people who enjoy health stress with a side of style.
Withings ScanWatch 2 offers predictive AI telling you when you might be sick AND when your menstrual cycle begins. Because nothing says fun like getting pre-guilt-tripped into mood swings by a gadget.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: Victoria Song
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