Crew-11’s Flight: Now Boarding Infinite Delays!
Hold onto your space helmets because 'We are looking at the potential to extend this current flight, Crew-11.' What a cosmic blessing! Imagine the pilot saying, 'potential to extend,' which is just a fancy way of saying, 'Surprise! More space time!' Everything happens for a reason, especially when it involves floating in zero gravity longer. At least now astronauts can practice binge-watching interstellar TV and building even stronger cosmic camaraderie. Who knew that being stuck in space was the ultimate community builder? This space extension is SO exciting — Crew-11 might just set a new trend for staying in orbit!
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Crew-11’s flight extension? Finally, a legit excuse to ghost your Earth friends and say 'Sorry, space called, gotta stay longer!'
If the Crew-11 flight gets extended one more time, NASA should just rename it Netflix-11 and start streaming space dramas live.
Breaking: Crew-11 may extend their flight. Proof that even astronauts need awkward family gatherings in orbit to bond harder.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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