New Sharge Disk Pro 2 Pretends to Be Mac, Power Bank, and USB Hub All at Once

KEY POINTS

•Sharge released the Disk Pro 2 Ultra, a portable SSD doubling as a 4K HDMI dock and USB-C hub.
•The device features a transparent case revealing computer chips and a cooling fan, along with a yellow detachable USB-C lanyard cable.
•It supports laptops, tablets, phones, Steam Deck, Nintendo Switches, and magnetically attaches to phones using built-in MagSafe magnets.

Sharge, the company known for making retro Mac-shaped chargers your grandparents might mistake for sponges, has finally churned out the Disk Pro 2 Ultra—a portable SSD that tries to be everything: a 4K HDMI dock, a USB-C hub, and a fan-cooled powerhouse with internal chips flaunted behind a transparent case. Photo snapped by Sean Hollister for The Verge showed it packing a detachable yellow USB-C cable shaped like a lanyard because why not add practicality to the aesthetics? Promising compatibility with devices as diverse as laptops, Steam Decks, and even the Nintendo Switch 2 yet to be released, it also boasts built-in MagSafe magnets to cling to iPhones and Pixels—because modern gadgets can’t get enough of awkwardly sticking to each other. Sharge must be running out of ideas—or just really loves cluttered desks.