Silicon Valley: Play Nice with Prez or Get Shark-Tanked
Silicon Valley, brace yourselves because if you’re "playing by the President’s rules," guess what? It’s officially 'open season.' This isn’t a polite suggestion, it’s basically a neon sign that screams 'Prepare for chaos 101.' Imagine following all the rules only to get hunted like it’s the tech Hunger Games. The phrase 'open season' hints at a no-holds-barred free-for-all, which must have Valley billionaires wondering if they accidentally joined a highly competitive safari instead of a tech playground.
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Follow the President’s rules in Silicon Valley and suddenly you’re the target practice at an all-you-can-shoot buffet. Welcome to 'open season,' where compliance means you’ve signed up for a tech rodeo you never asked for.
So Silicon Valley’s just found out that playing nice with the President means 'open season'—aka the corporate version of 'Thanks for playing, please try being a punching bag next!'
Following the President’s rules in Silicon Valley is like bringing a water pistol to a dragon fight: you’re compliant, but also a really popular target.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Unknown
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