Haze Equal Traffic Deaths: U.S. Breathes Like A Clueless Driver
In a shocking turn of events, the U.S. haze now kills about 40,000 people annually—exactly the death rate from traffic crashes according to sources. Experts confirm pollution doesn’t just irritate lungs; it apparently moonlights as a serial traffic killer. Climate change, the nation's uninvited plus-one, is expected to make this toxic cocktail worse by turning the air into a deadly smoothie. Scientists warn this haze has not been invited to any barbecues but crashes those too, acting like the nation's unlicensed air traffic controller managing death with eerie precision. Authorities recommend avoiding breath unless seriously committed to danger.
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The haze in the U.S. kills as many people as car crashes every year, proving our lungs and steering wheels are equally unsafe. Climate change’s gift? Upgrading this lethal combo to deluxe edition.
Who needs freeways when the air itself is leading a nationwide death derby? Haze and traffic crashes jointly hosting America's favorite slow-motion disaster.
Congrats, America! Our annual death toll now features an equal blend of smog and fender benders. Spoiler: climate change is just here to spice things up.
Source: Grist | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Matt Simon
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