UK Judge Orders Wikipedia Unharmed, World Suspiciously Relieved
In a shocking turn of events, a UK judge dismissed a claim that could have crippled the internetās favorite encyclopedia but emphasized the UK must not 'significantly impede' Wikipedia operations. Experts confirm that the courtās ruling was less about law and more about preserving humanityās last bastion of random trivia. The decision leaves activists both bewildered and cautiously optimistic ā after all, who else will deliver bedtime facts about alpacas until further notice?
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Breaking: UK courts officially declare Wikipedia too important to mess with. Somewhere, Britons breathe a sigh of relief knowing their tea facts and royal scandals wonāt vanish overnight.
The UK just threw a wet blanket over anyone trying to rump-tag Wikipedia. Even judges know some things ā like cat videos and history mishaps ā are untouchable.
If you thought governments cared about information freedom, remember: the UKās judge had to stop the internet mob from canceling Wikipedia. Thatās your digital version of a hero.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Jon Brodkin
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