Ex-Prez Plays Puppetmaster, Voters Left Guessing Who's Who
In a plot twist that sounds like a reality show gone political, investigators reveal that the former president and first lady 'exerted undue influence' on the conservative People Power Party to pick their chosen candidate for the 2022 election. Because why let democracy run wild when you can just nominate your favorite like it's a reality contest? Seems like the People Power Party was more People Puppet Party in 2022, with decision-making outsourced straight to Former Prez & Co.
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When elections turn into influencer auditions but the influencer is just your ex-president dropping nominations like hot mixtapes. Democracy, but make it exclusive.
So apparently the conservative People Power Party in 2022 was just a glorified suggestion box for the former president and first lady’s fantasy candidate draft. Who needs votes when you have VIP backstage passes to power?
This is like watching a family dinner where the ex-president and first lady sneakily pick the cousin who gets the last slice of pie. Politics: The ultimate family feud minus the catchy theme song.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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