Climate Truthers Say Wind Turbines Are Secret Poisoners
If you’re the kind who thinks climate change is a hoax, congratulations—your skepticism also extends to believing wind turbines contaminate groundwater. The article highlights this bizarre claim as an example of how some denialists conjure up conspiracy theories, making believable science feel like fiction. With no credible support, these myths ride roughshod over facts — because if you’re going to ignore climate science, why not ignore basic hydrology too? And thus the story sprouted: 'If you think climate change is a hoax, you might believe wind turbines poison groundwater.' Yes, we’re all passengers in the bus of human nonsense.
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Denying climate change but blaming wind turbines for poisoning water? That’s like blaming the fire extinguisher for burning down the house. We’re all wildly terrible drivers on the highway of logic.
Some say wind turbines poison water. Next up: blaming toast for setting off smoke alarms. The human brain occasionally takes wrong exits—it’s tragic and hilarious.
Doubting climate change yet blaming wind turbines sounds like picking quarrels with your own shoes for tripping you. At least keep your conspiracy ideas consistent.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Marc Hudson, The Conversation
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