President: War Ends When Netanyahu Presses 'Stop' Button
In what sounds like a delayed group chat message, the president has made it clear he wants the war to end and pins the blame on Benjamin Netanyahu, accusing him of 'standing in his way.' Perhaps the president is hoping Netanyahu will unleash a plot twist, or at least hit 'pause' on global conflict like the world's most stubborn DVR remote. As tensions simmer, one wonders if there’s a secret Netflix menu where peace episodes get stuck buffering.
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When your biggest peacekeeping strategy is blaming Netanyahu like he’s the Wi-Fi hotspot blocking world harmony. Spoiler: Unfortunately, peace doesn’t load faster with blame.
So the president wants peace but blames Netanyahu like it’s a schoolyard game of red rover. Spoiler alert: pulling him over won’t fix global drama overnight.
War’s the party no one wanted, and apparently, Netanyahu’s the bouncer. Meanwhile, the president just wants to get home and binge-watch peace.
Source: Theatlantic | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Unknown
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