Readers Flood In, But No Tissue Offered Yet
In an unprecedented showing of support, the article humbly notes being 'humbled by the outpouring of support — even passion — from our readers.' Truly, nothing says heartbreak like an ocean of digital sympathy to remind you that someone actually reads you. It’s the kind of passion that probably sends a newsletter into a spiral of existential crises, asking, 'Why do they care so much... and why do I still have no privacy?'
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They’re 'humbled by the outpouring of support,' which is code for 'please send us money before the passion dies.' Reading that, I'd recommend therapy — but hey, at least we’re feeling all the feelings, right?
It's cute how they think 'outpouring of support' isn’t just a fancy way of saying, 'We’re crying in the comments instead of cash.'
Imagine being so 'humbled' by your readers that your biggest achievement is surviving their passive-aggressive love letters.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/5/2025 | Author: Rick Berke
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