Space: So Close, Yet So Full of Nope
Dreaming of space colonization? Get ready to revise your intergalactic plans! Despite the allure of 'building bunkers on the Moon' and 'farming on Mars,' the brutal truth hits hardāradiation and reproduction issues might turn space into the universe's toughest neighborhood. As one expert put it, life beyond Earth is almost impossible. But hey, trying to farm on Mars? What a blessing for aspiring cosmic gardeners! Everything happens for a reasonāat least now we know the stars are keeping their creepy cosmic germs to themselves.
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Space: where your dreams go to become radiation-charged science experiments! Remember, you wanted adventureānow enjoy the ultimate cosmic 'nope' with a side of bunker building. Who even needs breathable air? Itās the community-building phase, folks!
Space colonization sounds cool until you realize Mars farming might just be the universe's ultimate failed gardening reality show.
If 'living where nothing survives' was the next vacation trend, space would be booked solid. Radiation sunburns, anyone?
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/1/2025 | Author: Daniel T. Allen
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