Bill Gates’ Climate Pep Talk: Tech Saves Us, Trust AI!
On September 23, 2025, Bill Gates graced the Plaza Hotel in NYC—not just to sip artisanal coffee but to deliver a climate update that would give you whiplash faster than you can say 'greenhouse gases.' Armed with a Bloomberg Philanthropies meeting invite and billions of dollars invested in whispered magic tech solutions, Gates assures us that climate doom is old news. Instead, let's pivot to fighting hunger and disease, because why stress about a planet slowly overheating when AI can smile and save everyone? Released just before the make-or-break UN climate talks next month, his memo doubles as a feel-good tech sales pitch that screams, 'Don’t worry, my money’s already here!'
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Bill Gates tells us climate is basically solved thanks to tech and AI, which is great considering we still can’t keep a plant alive inside a windowless office.
Invest billions in climate tech, feel great, then remind yourself the planet still might turn into a toaster. Spoiler: AI’s on standby, offering virtual hugs.
Bill Gates at a fancy plaza hotel drops a climate pep talk written by AI, because if we can’t fix the planet, maybe a robot can fake optimism for us.
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/29/2025 | Author: Justine Calma
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