Maxwell Seeks Supreme Court Bailout: Courtroom Drama or Netflix Special?
Ghislaine Maxwell, the ex-partner-in-crime of Jeffrey Epstein now serving 20 years for sex trafficking minors, wants the Supreme Court to overturn her conviction, claiming she was 'unlawfully prosecuted.' Meanwhile, her lawyers argue over a 2007 Epstein plea deal protecting who exactly. With bipartisan uproar over Epstein files filing a frenzy, Maxwell's getting subpoenaed for deposition and has 'limited' immunity from the DOJ to spill incense-worthy beans. Trump weighs a pardon, saying, 'I'm allowed to give her a pardon but nobody's approached me with it.' The saga continues, folks.
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Only in America could the drama of Jeffrey Epstein's former girlfriend include Supreme Court appeals, DOJ immunity chats, and a presidential pardon maybe-in-waiting. Meanwhile, real Americans are just trying to keep up with common sense amidst the circus.
Maxwell appealing her conviction, claiming 'unlawfully prosecuted'? Sounds like a plot twist even the founding fathers didnāt see coming. Back in my day, we called this āgallā ā today, itās just Tuesday in Washington.
This Epstein-Maxwell-White House saga is like watching an eagle try to land on a spinning wokāconfusing, messy, and oddly mesmerizing. Someone please hand the DOJ a map and a tracker!
Source: Axios | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Herb Scribner
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