Waymo Robotaxi’s LA Loitering: Child Thinks It’s Homeowner
In sunny West Los Angeles, 10-year-old Morgan has crowned Waymo’s self-driving taxi her new BFF, excitedly announcing 'The Waymo is home!' whenever one parks outside. Morgan’s parents, Lisa Delgin and Zach Tucker, are unwitting accomplices to this robotic residency. Ever since last New Year’s Eve, when a Waymo dropped them off then lingered like an awkward party guest in front of their house, the robotaxis have treated that curb like prime real estate—sometimes parked for hours, probably contemplating existential algorithms or counting virtual sheep. Who knew that in 2025, robotaxis would moonlight as loiterers, turning a residential street into a robot valet lounge? Waymo’s automated cars have clearly mastered the art of subtle territorial claims and neighborhood creeping.
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When your ride drops you off then parks forever in front of your house, welcome to 2025’s hottest Airbnb: the Waymo way. It’s less robotaxi, more robot couch potato.
Why take a ride when the real goal is to casually lurk outside your house like a caffeinated toaster? Waymo's new 'park and chill' service is a suburban nightmare come to life.
Forget parking tickets, these Waymos are handing out passive-aggressive stares from across the street. Next up: robot taxis filing noise complaints on your lawn.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: Rachel Kraus
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