Trump Demands Epstein Files Like Theyâre His Netflix Password
In a plot twist that feels like a bad crime procedural, President Trump suddenly wants the 'Epstein Files'âa colossal 100,000-page dossier including '300 gigabytes of digital evidence'âreleased to prove his innocence. The irony? The DOJ already said no, calling the alleged 'incriminating client list' a no-show, and courts arenât exactly handing out file releases like party favors. After Biden stayed mum during his term, Trump is now juggling court denials and GOP drama, with the House calling a recess âto prevent a voteâ on those very files. As the Wall Street Journal notes, Trump is 'just one among hundreds of names' in the files, like everyone's invited to this scandal party.
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Trump demanding Epstein files like itâs a missing Game of Thrones scriptâexcept the spoilers involve 300GB of chaos, court denials, and a far-right fan club that just canât let it go.
Trump desperately wanting the Epstein Files released now feels like someone claiming theyâre innocent but only after hiding the evidence in their own sock drawer for years.
Seeing Trump chase those Epstein files is like watching a raccoon freak out over a half-eaten pizzaâthe mess is already everywhere, but heâs still not letting go.
Source: Vox | Published: 7/24/2025 | Author: Nicole Narea
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