China Worships Kris Jenner Like Cash-Dispensing Queen of the Universe
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- •Chinese users on RedNote change profile pictures to Kris Jenner praying for wealth and job offers.
- •The hashtag #krisjenner gained 52.9 million views and 99,000 posts focused on manifesting nine-figure fortunes.
- •Kris Jenner manages her kids' careers and takes a 10% cut, inspiring a digital cult of financial worship.
Chinese netizens have turned Kris Jenner into the unofficial financial guru of RedNote — a cult where profile pics of Kris double as digital money spells. Over 52.9 million views and 99,000 posts flood with prayer for nine-figure fortunes, job offers, and luxury imaginable, all while Kris smirks surrounded by digital cash and diamonds. Dubbed 'The Empress Dowager' and hailed for causing companies 'honor' by hiring believers, Jenner's 10% cut on her kids' monstrous earnings feels like a bargain now. Since launching 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' in 2007, Kris has powered a reality TV cash machine so effective, even strangers in Shanghai beg for career blessings through her meme. Manifesting riches, Chinese style, with a Kardashian twist.
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(1 of 3)Forget prayer beads, China is now praying to Kris Jenner’s smug mug to bend the universe into hiring and fat nine-figure bank accounts. Manifestation gone full Kardashian-level hustle.
If you can’t land a job, just slap Kris Jenner on your profile, manifest a billion, and wait for the universe to awkwardly explain itself.
Kris Jenner’s face is now China’s spiritual Wi-Fi password for instant career downloads and spontaneous rich upgrades. No tech support required.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/30/2026 | Author: Lee Chong Ming
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