Congo’s Ebola Outbreak: 31 Dead, 7 Watching in Horror
In southern Congo's fresh Ebola nightmare, the World Health Organization dropped bombshell stats Thursday: out of 38 confirmed cases, 31 have tragically kicked the bucket. That’s like throwing a party where only 7 guests manage to leave without catching something deadly. This isn’t your everyday outbreak—it's an uninvited, ultra-dangerous guest crashing the health scene, making CDC feel like they’re babysitting a toddler on a sugar high. The WHO is on the frontline, trying to douse this viral dumpster fire blazing across Congo, reminding us that when Ebola shows up, “good news” takes an extended vacation.
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So let me get this straight: Out of 38 Ebola cases in Congo, 31 die? That's not an outbreak, that's Ebola running a loyalty program where 'survival' isn’t one of the perks.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where Ebola became Congo’s most efficient teacher—31 out of 38 in the death rate school? That’s a GPA no one wants to flaunt.
31 deaths out of 38 Ebola cases? That’s Ebola playing the cruelest game of musical chairs and guess what? Most chairs are cursed.
Source: Statnews | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: Associated Press
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