Lachlan's New York Drama Ends, Aussie Fox Takes Throne
In a saga more dramatic than a soap opera, Lachlan Murdoch has finally clinched control of News Corp. and Fox after his dad wrapped up a theatrical succession battle that probably had more twists than a vinegary pickle jar. Raised amid the skyscrapers of New York City, Lachlan somehow decided that Australian koalas and kangaroos beat Big Apple skyscrapers, settling Down Under for most of his adult life. Now, with a dad who’s clearly mastered the game of corporate Thrones, Lachlan’s position is so secure you’d think he wore a seatbelt while occupying it. Next up: corporate BBQs featuring Vegemite and Wallabies fandom.
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Lachlan finally gets the Fox throne after Dad’s epic power saga, proving all you need is a splash of NYC grit mixed with Aussie BBQ vibes to rule media empires. Spoiler: no actual foxes were harmed.
When your family business looks like a mix of Game of Thrones and Neighbors, but you do it with accents and Vegemite.
Lachlan’s takeover proves you can escape New York to become Australia’s favorite media heir—because who doesn’t want Fox scripted in koala talk?
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/10/2025 | Author: Bill Chappell
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