Swipe Right to See Who's Already Doing Time
After years of debate, 'The Sheriff App' finally lets folks use their smartphones to check who's chilling (or not) in Cuyahoga County jail. Because nothing says modern tech like hot-checking your local lockup! The app's creator promises a 'more transparent community experience,' which sounds like late-stage capitalism meets Black Mirrorāpeep your neighbors' mugshots anytime, anywhere!
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Congratulations, Cuyahoga County! Now you can binge-watch jail rosters like Netflix binges. Because who needs privacy when you can scroll whoās locked up with a swipe? Tell me this isnāt big 'Big Brother meets Tinder' energy without telling me.
This is giving āNetflix, but make it prisonersā energy. Just scroll, click, and judgeābut hey, late-stage capitalismās gift to civic engagement, am I right?
Sheriff App: proof that data privacy is so 2010. Now your phone can trespass on other peopleās lives with zero shame. Can I get an āamenā to surveillance capitalism?
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Mark Puente
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