Trump’s $300M Ballroom, White House Coke, & Obama’s Turban Tour
In a plot twist fit for a reality TV special no one asked for, the White House rolled out a 'Major Events Timeline' webpage that reads like a Juice Rap News episode starring Trump’s $300 million East Wing demolition--a $100 million upgrade from his original $200 million promise, because who doesn’t love budget surprises? Meanwhile, Obama’s 2006 Kenyan white turban photo resurfaces as proof of a 'Muslim Brotherhood Visit,' a rumor so baked it predates his presidency. The timeline also speculates Hunter Biden might’ve left a suspicious cocaine bag in the West Wing in 2023, of course, undetected by the Secret Service investigate-then-forget operation. Bonus: Biden officially birthed Trans Day of Visibility on Easter Sunday 2024, because why not mix holidays and politics?
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White House timeline now a political roast: Trump’s $300M ballroom upgrades, Obama’s questionable turban photo, and Hunter Biden’s mystery cocaine bag all share screen time. Spoiler: No one knows how the coke arrived, but hey, at least renovations are historic!
When your White House timeline reads like a tabloid: Trump doubles ballroom budget, Obama’s ‘Muslim Brotherhood’ turban returns, and Hunter Biden’s coke bag makes 2023 the weirdest scavenger hunt ever.
East Wing demolition or set for the next political true crime series? Trump’s $300M ballroom, a turban conga line with Obama, and a cocaine cliffhanger starring Hunter Biden- finally something richer than Shadowy Donors LLC.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/24/2025 | Author: Julianna Bragg
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