Trump White House Wants Shutdown 2.0: Permanent Edition
While past government shutdowns treated federal workers like hibernating bears on temporary furloughs, the Trump White House just dropped a new memo with dreams bigger than a toddler's nightmare: permanent budget cuts. No more "see you later," just "bye forever" funding slashes. Unlike your usual shutdowns where employees get to binge-watch government TV until Congress calls back, this memo hints at turning temporary pains into lifetime gaināfor the budget, not the workers. Sounds less like a memo and more like a breakup text from Uncle Sam, dated 2020s era leadership, where temporary is so last shutdown.
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Trump adminās new shutdown plan: make furloughs permanent. Because who wouldnāt want their job to be a maybe forever? The governmentās version of ghosting, but with health insurance attached.
This shutdown isnāt a timeout, itās an all-you-can-not-work buffet with permanent seating. Federal workers: the only people stuck in limbo longer than ānew year, new meā resolutions.
When they said cutbacks, they didnāt mean haircut, they meant bald forever. At this rate, government workers will need a Save-the-Job Kickstarter campaign.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Tamara Keith
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