Trump Fires CDC Director, Declares War on Sanctuary Cities
In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, Trumpās spokesperson Karoline Leavitt slapped down Susan Monarez, fired from the CDC for not being 'aligned' with the Maha agenda ā yes, weāre still trying to decode that too. Meanwhile, Border czar Tom Homan announced a 'ramp up' of ICE ops post-Labor Day, targeting hot Democrat sanctuaries like Chicago, NYC, LA, Portland, and Seattle ā because apparently public safety means deporting non-collaborative citizens on a city-by-city vendetta tour. So, in 2025, Trumpās government is less about public health and more about playing whack-a-mole with sanctuary cities. Meanwhile, Karolineās flexing the 'right to fire' card like itās going out of style. Welcome to the Cirque du Dysfunction!
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Trumpās CDC takeover drama now includes firing for 'not being aligned with Maha agenda' ā does that come with a decoder ring? Meanwhile, ICE promises a post-Labor Day deportation party in sanctuary cities. Public safety, GOP style: chaos with a kicker.
So let me get this straight: Susan Monarez got fired for not loving Trump's Maha agenda, which sounds like a cult diet plan no one ordered? Meanwhile, ICE gears up to raid sanctuary cities like they're special episodes of Cops: Political Edition.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where public health became a political game of freeze tag with sanctuary cities? Because last I checked, ramping up ICE in Portland isn't a legitimate public safety plan, it's just a tactical distraction.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Shrai Popat (now); Lucy Campbell (earlier)
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