White House Scripts Smithsonian, Museum Turns History Into Trump Fanfic
In a move that sounds like history class took a detour into satire, the White House launched a sweeping review of Smithsonian exhibits to ensure they 'align with President Trump’s vision of American exceptionalism.' The Smithsonian, ironically devoted to 'scholarly mission,' now faces a cultural identity crisis. As the article bluntly reports, the review is meant to align a treasury of history with a political brand, turning museums into 'history museums sponsored by Trump Inc.'—making facts negotiable and patriarchy great again.
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(1 of 3)When the White House audits museums for Trump flare, history becomes the latest episode of 'Fake News: The Exhibit.' Next stop: The Declaration of Independence, but with more hair spray and fewer facts.
The Smithsonian is now rewriting history to fit one man’s ego. Finally, an exhibit where facts are optional. Welcome to the Museum of Alternative Reality.
White House checks if Smithsonian meets Trump’s American dream. Spoiler: History has never been this confused or this orange.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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