Diplomacy In Ibiza: War Talks or Vacation Plans?
In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, White House envoy Steve Witkoff met Qatar's prime minister in Ibiza to cook up a plan to end the Gaza war and free hostages. The U.S. insists on an 'all or nothing' deal, while Israel lingers on a new offensive plan. An Israeli official grimly stated, 'Our war is with Hamas, not with the U.S.,' dashing hopes that this diplomatic soap opera will speed to a finale. Meanwhile, Netanyahu's ambiguous talk leaves ultranationalists grumbling and the world side-eying the whole mess.
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When world peace meetings relocate to Ibiza, you know diplomacyâs really working. Spoiler: 'all or nothing' deals still get stuck in the endless 'nothing' lane. Weâre all just waiting for the ambulance chase scene.
Guess when youâre stuck between a war and a hard island, Ibiza sounds better than a war room. Negotiations need more sangria and less sniping.
Nothing says "end of war" like cabinet meetings, hostages, evacuations, and a group trip to Ibiza. Maybe next meeting bring beach balls and no ultimatums.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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