800 Flights Ghosted: FAA's Thanksgiving Shutdown Shuffle

KEY POINTS

•800 flights canceled at 40 U.S. airports on Friday.
•FAA to reduce operations by 10% by November 14.
•Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy warned of 'mass chaos' due to staffing shortages.
•Over 4,500 flights delayed or canceled on Wednesday.

Brace your gratitude hats for the FAA's latest Thanksgiving screech! Starting Nov 7, Sean Duffy's FAA cuts ops by 4%, aiming to strut up to 10% by Nov 14, canceling 800 flights and spooking Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta, Dallas-Fort Worth, and 38 other airports. Thanks to America's longest-ever government shutdown, heroic air traffic controllers are balancing high-stress invisible paycheck diets — still showing up sick like caffeine zombies. Duffy warns ‘mass chaos’ as over 4,500 flights delayed/canceled mid-week! FlightAware’s got logs, but honestly, who will look when your plans are airborne nightmares? Fly woke, but don’t expect paychecks!

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

If you thought holiday chaos was just shopping lines, meet Sean Duffy's FAA cancelling 800 flights & raising chaos levels by 10% by Nov 14. Nothing says grateful like working without pay while your flight evaporates. Thanks, longest shutdown ever!

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

When your Thanksgiving travel plans are turned into an FAA-powered destruction derby, remember: air traffic staff are unpaid ghost pilots heroically calling in 'sick' like Hogwarts dropouts.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

FAA cancelling flights from 4% to 10% faster than you can say 'government shutdown.' Because nothing says festive like government employees ghosting their paychecks and your travel dreams.

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