Trump-Putin Summit Location: Still More Mysterious Than Atlantis
In a shocking turn of events, President Trump announced that his long-anticipated meeting with Vladimir Putin to discuss ending the Ukraine war is set to happen 'very shortly.' However, the exact location of this historic summit remains as unclear as ever, with insiders reporting that the options are 'limited,' which presumably means somewhere between the lost city of El Dorado and Area 52. Experts confirm that despite global anticipation, neither leader seems to have packed a GPS or a map, prompting wild speculation from officials and conspiracy theorists alike.
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When a peace summit's location is so secret even spies have given up, you know diplomacy's hitting peak suspense thriller vibes.
Officials scanning the globe for a venue, rumor has it they narrowed it down to 'Behind the Couch Cushions' and 'Under the President's Hairline.'
Talk about location scouting: if Trump and Putin can't find a spot, maybe they should just settle disputes over Zoom background arguments.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Jaclyn Diaz
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