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Mom Replaces Belief in Santa With Forced Karaoke, Family Rejoices...sorta

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  • •Holly Rizzuto Palker confronted her 11-year-old not believing in Santa last December, igniting holiday anxiety.
  • •To keep the Christmas spirit alive, Holly introduced karaoke and served an Italian feast of seven fishes without gefilte fish.
  • •Her family, including Jewish relatives, embraced this new tradition, with memorable performances at their Christmas Eve party.

In a heart-melting tale of holiday survival, Holly Rizzuto Palker, an Italian Catholic raising Jewish kids in NYC, faced the soul-crushing moment when her 11-year-old stopped believing in Santa last December. With a Christmas Eve magic meter dropping faster than her downward-facing face at age 50, she launched a karaoke rescue mission. High off her 50th birthday vocal vibrations at Baby Grand karaoke bar—because nothing screams milestone like off-tune 'Me and Bobby McGee'—she Amazon-primed a karaoke machine to save the festa featuring seven fishes (but mercifully no gefilte fish). As her cousins nervously awaited the Italian-Jewish mashup, the house erupted in ironic 'Sweet Caroline' harmony, belted not out of talent but sheer desperate joy.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 12/9/2025 | Author: Holly Rizzuto Palker