Edgard Gouveia Jr.'s Artivism: Saving Earth, One Pretentious Word at a Time
Edgard Gouveia Jr., self-styled 'artivist,' is on a mission to fix Earth's mess, which apparently involves inventing words like 'artivism' — because 'activism' was too mainstream. While the article gives zero dates, companies, or dollar amounts, Edgard's optimistic dreams of saving the planet sound suspiciously like a polite way to say he's thinking about it harder than the rest of us. Asking him about life improvement efforts on an 'increasingly challenged' planet suggests he's either very brave or just really good at ignoring reality, but hey, at least he’s got a fancy niche title for it.
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'Artivism'? That's like activism with a side of existential dread and creative pen pain. Meanwhile, the planet waits, probably binge-watching Netflix, hoping Edgard remembers to go beyond buzzwords.
Edgard's mission to save Earth sounds inspiring until you realize 'artivism' is just activism trying to sound less depressing.
We asked Edgard about his 'fight for Earth' and got a new buzzword instead. If word salad saved the planet, we'd all be living on Mars by now.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/26/2025 | Author: Ari Daniel
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