Man Upgrades Desk, Marriage Survives Studio Furnace of Doom
Cameron Faulkner, a true Brooklyn warrior, has escaped the "studio apartment furnace that forges relationships" to a spacious lair where his desk is a full 10 feet from his bed. He proudly says, 'I succeeded at the relationship part,' despite cats and clutter! His tech arsenal includes a Fully Jarvis Bamboo Standing Desk and a Sayl chair by Herman Miller, proving workplace comfort is a serious business. The split Kinesis RK keyboard makes him feel 'not from this planet,' while Silly Putty keeps Zoom calls interestingâproductivity never looked so quirky!
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Who knew escaping a studio apartment was also a hardcore relationship test? At least now he can torture his wrists with a split keyboard instead of cramped space! Take that, 2021 clutter and cats!
Living 10 feet away from your bed is the adult version of "becoming independent" while still wearing pajamas. Cameronâs desk might be ergonomic, but is his soul? Asking for a studio friend.
From furnace-level studio apartments to Herman Miller thronesâbecause only the finest chairs can hold up a coffee-fueled dad in battle against toddler chaos and cat coups.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Cameron Faulkner
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