Trump's $22,500 'Fully Depreciated Woman' Deal: Birthday Special!
In a dazzling 2003 birthday tribute released by House Democrats, President Trump allegedly penned a note to Jeffrey Epstein, complete with a lewd drawing and signature vehemently denied for years. Trump, who called Epstein a 'Terrific guy' in 2002, fondly recalled their decade-long friendship but then claimed a 15-year silence by 2019. The iconic $22,500 check depicted Epstein selling a 'fully depreciated woman' to Trump, proving that friendship knows no cancellation. From partying with NFL cheerleaders at Mar-a-Lago in 1992 to a 2004 Brass Knuckles Palm Beach property row, these details sparkle brighter than a Platinum-Certified denial. Trump's 2025 DOJ's Epstein documents promised no new scandals but sure sparked new chaos!
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Nothing says 'birthday card' like a sketch involving a $22,500 'fully depreciated woman.' Just your typical friendship memorabilia pulled out of the Epstein archive, obviously 100% legit, definitely not forged, and loved by everyone who doesnât care, apparently.
Friendship goals: throwing parties with cheerleaders, bidding on mansions, then sending arguably incriminating birthday doodles. Welcome to the 2000s social club nobody asked to join.
If Trump calling Epstein 'terrific' in 2002 and then saying they hadn't spoken for 15 years is a timeline, call me a time traveler lost in 1992âs Mar-a-Lago party.
Source: Axios | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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