New Heart Risk Model Shouts ‘Take Statins!’ But Old Model Nods
In a plot twist that surely surprised exactly no one, a new heart risk model aimed to 'right-size' who should pop statins only to yield results strikingly similar to the old model. Researchers, probably sipping coffee ironically, concluded that the old statin rules weren’t so bad after all. As one study pointed out, the shiny new math agrees with the dusty old formula—proving that sometimes, science is just history in tighter pants. So, if you were waiting for a groundbreaking statin revolution, well, keep waiting.
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New heart risk model tries to change the game but ends up ghostwriting the old script. Statins win by default, and science fans cry... because nothing changed and that’s exactly the point.
Turns out the 'new' heart risk model is just the old one dressed up for Halloween. Spoiler: Statins still the popular kid in class.
Science labs again: reinvent calculators so we can keep prescribing statins like they're the newest streaming service nobody cancels.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: Elizabeth Cooney
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