Trumpâs âPerfectâ Toddler-Level IQ Test Brags Baffle Walter Reed
On a riveting Monday, President Trump once again trumpeted his supposedly flawless cognitive test results from Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where in October he claimed to have nailed the infamous Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) with a perfect 30. He shadowed the remark by declaring that Democrats AOC and Jasmine Crockett had 'low IQ' and wouldnât make it past clock-drawing or animal-identification questions like tiger, elephant, and giraffe. These toddlersâ test staple questions, designed to catch cognitive impairmentânot geniusâhave made the 79-year-old ex-president the poster child for kidsâ brain games, all while Americans now await the presidential health x-ray like itâs the next Netflix drop. Doctors be like, 'No abnormalities detected!' Meanwhile, Trump risks bragging about a test even toddlers usually ace, proving sometimes high scores mean little, but petty Twitter comebacks at 340 million onlookers mean everything.
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When you brag about crushing a toddler-level brain test and call Congresswomen dumb but dodge sharing specifics, youâve officially turned cognitive exams into a spectator sport for 340 million curious clock-drawers.
Presidential semi-annual physical includes perfect toddler IQ test score and a subtle shade toss at AOC. Next up: finger-painting evaluations for supreme leadership confirmation.
Only at Walter Reed: you can get a perfect 30-point score on a toddler test and simultaneously be insulted for low IQ by the test-taker himself. Cognitive dissonance intensifies.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/27/2025 | Author: Herb Scribner
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