Trump’s Crime Fight Turns Into Immigration Dragnet™ Special
Donald Trump promised to ‘take over police to fight crime,’ but instead his grand plan has detoured straight into immigration territory. The effort, which was pitched like a Hollywood blockbuster cop saga, has morphed into what looks more like an immigrant traffic jam than a crime crackdown. Critics are left scratching their heads as the focus shifted unexpectedly — proving once again that Trump’s big announcements often sound like fast food slogans but deliver more like microwave meals. As the report bluntly puts it, the campaign 'has instead morphed into mostly an immigration dragnet.'
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When your grand plan to fight crime accidentally books an all-you-can-detain immigration buffet, you’re not exactly winning. Trump promised cops, but got border patrol’s less fun cousin.
Trump’s crime-fighting debut turned into 'Immigrants: The Remix' — spoiler: no crime was harmed in the making of this show.
Calling it a crime crackdown but serving up an immigration dragnet is like advertising steak and delivering tofu. Guess the menu changed mid-order.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/23/2025 | Author: Jamiles Lartey
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