Tea App Spills More Than Just Tea—Secrets Now Viral!
The Tea app, designed as a battleground where women 'fight with your boyfriend's girlfriend' by reviewing men they dated, just got iced by a data breach revealing thousands of private photos and messages on 4chan. This epic spill isn’t just a hack—it's like Gwen Stefani and No Doubt finally duking it out digitally. As the article puts it, "Tea, an app that encourages women to write reviews about men they’ve dated, was recently hit by a data breach," proving that sometimes, spilling tea comes with a literal data-cost!
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When you thought your boyfriend's secrets were safe, the Tea app's data spill turned it into a reality show. Can someone please make popcorn? 🍿 #SpilledTea #DataBreachDrama
Dating just went from awkward to apocalyptic: your relationship history now default public domain thanks to the Tea app leak. Hope his karaoke performances survive too!
If you wanted receipts on your ex’s behavior, congrats! The Tea app breach served you an entire mixtape leaked on 4chan. Nothing says 'closure' like public humiliation.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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