Alien: Earth Now Streaming Loudly On Your Bus Ride
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Get ready for 'Alien: Earth,' the newest star-studded entry in the Alien franchise, now streamingāwhether you asked for it or not! According to The Onion, it 'looks like the guy sitting next to you on the bus has it playing pretty loudly,' ensuring everyone gets a front-row seat to sci-fi chaos. Oh, and is it kid-friendly? Spoiler alert: definitely not. So parents, buckle up for some unsolicited alien adventures courtesy of your fellow public transit enthusiasts. It's streaming everywhere except your quiet safe space, apparently.
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Source: Theonion | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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