Alien: Earth Now Streaming Loudly On Your Bus Ride
Get ready for 'Alien: Earth,' the newest star-studded entry in the Alien franchise, now streaming—whether you asked for it or not! According to The Onion, it 'looks like the guy sitting next to you on the bus has it playing pretty loudly,' ensuring everyone gets a front-row seat to sci-fi chaos. Oh, and is it kid-friendly? Spoiler alert: definitely not. So parents, buckle up for some unsolicited alien adventures courtesy of your fellow public transit enthusiasts. It's streaming everywhere except your quiet safe space, apparently.
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Nothing says public transportation bonding like the guy next to you blasting 'Alien: Earth' and reminding you not to bring kids or decency to the bus.
If you didn’t want an impromptu alien invasion soundtrack on your commute, maybe stop sitting next to strangers with streaming permissions. Just a thought.
'Alien: Earth' streaming loud and proud on every bus—because who needs quiet time when you can have terrifying xenomorph noises instead?
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/21/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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