Trump’s Constitution Heist: When Chaos Meets Court Drama
Trump’s weekly quest to 'ransack the Constitution' feels less like a heist and more like a never-ending soap opera with legal twists. The article reminds us that 'what feels like the end can be a beginning,' slotting Trump’s chaos right into a starring role in history’s most dramatic courtroom thriller. While our ex-president tries turning the Constitution into his personal piñata, recent Court trends suggest this beatdown might actually bloom into some karmic plot twists worthy of a binge-watch.
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(1 of 3)When you try to smash the Constitution weekly but the Court’s like, 'Plot twist: this ain’t over, fam.' Trump’s reality show keeps delivering—can’t wait for season 5 of Legal Battles & Tantrums.
Trump attacking the Constitution so often it’s like he’s trying to cancel it harder than my Spotify playlist after a bad breakup.
Watching Trump go after the Constitution weekly is like watching a toddler try to disassemble an expensive drone with a hammer—chaotic, loud, and inevitably a mess.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Amy Davidson Sorkin
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