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US & Israel Launch Strikes, Middle East Airspace Gets Instant Vacation

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  • On February 28, 2026, the US and Israel launched strikes targeting Iran, leading to airspace closures in Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Bahrain, and Qatar.
  • Americans in the Middle East were advised to shelter in place, with embassies providing 24/7 assistance and urging caution amid missile and drone threats.
  • Major airports in Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi suspended all operations, canceling hundreds of flights amid growing regional instability.

On Saturday, February 28, 2026, the US and Israel decided to turn Iran into the world’s most unwanted neighborhood by launching strikes that led to Tehran’s epic traffic gridlock — apparently missiles are a great way to ruin rush hour. Mora Namdar from the US State Department reminded Americans to become proud couch potatoes across Iran, Iraq, Bahrain, Jordan, UAE, and Qatar, who promptly closed their skies like teenagers shutting bedroom doors. Flights from Dubai, Riyadh, Doha and Abu Dhabi joined the party by suspending takeoffs, affecting 230 cancellations and 40 extra no-shows for Sunday, while Donald Trump’s video address promised American casualties with the somber enthusiasm of an overconfident game show host. Meanwhile, embassies flooded Twitter channels urging panicked travelers to stay put or beat a hasty retreat before commercial tickets vanish into the diplomacy void. The day’s vibe: missiles, chaos, and 24/7 advice hotlines that sound less like help and more like hold music for the apocalypse. We’re all terrible drivers of our own lives, but at least now you can’t blame Iran for the traffic jams.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/1/2026 | Author: Kashmira Gander,Lakshmi Varanasi,Katherine Tangalakis-Lippert