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Jeff Bezos’ $500M Yacht Koru Shows Up in St. Barts, Still More Reliable Than Prime Delivery

Jeff Bezos’ $500M Yacht Koru Shows Up in St. Barts, Still More Reliable Than Prime Delivery
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  • Jeff Bezos started the new year 2026 on his $500 million yacht, Koru, docked in St. Barthelemy, a French Caribbean island.
  • The island’s luxury scene caters to billionaires like Bezos, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, and Leonardo DiCaprio, with lavish beaches, designer boutiques, and hotels charging up to $15,200 per night.
  • Besides Bezos, other superyacht owners like Dmitry Bukhman and Miriam Adelson also spent the holidays in St. Barts, which features upscale nightlife at Nikki Beach with past stars like Kygo and Mariah Carey.

Starting 2026 in style, Amazon’s Jeff Bezos parked his $500 million yacht, Koru, in St. Barthelemy—aka billionaire paradise where even the sand feels designer. This French Caribbean speck (11x2.5 miles, fancier than your passport) is not just sun and snorkels for sea turtles; it’s a playground for the .001% featuring over a dozen beaches, French croissants that apparently taste better with your toes in sand, and hotels like Eden Rock where a night in the biggest villa nets you a casual $15,200. Celebs including Beyoncé, Kim Kardashian, and Leonardo DiCaprio punch the airwaves. Luxury yachts boasting jacuzzis and movie theaters pepper the harbor, owned by not just Bezos but also Playrix founder Dmitry Bukhman and Dallas Mavericks owners. Shoppers can empty wallets at hermetically sealed boutiques like Hermès and Patek Philippe, whose watches can eclipse your car’s value. For party animals, Nikki Beach hosts New Year’s performances from Kygo and Mariah Carey—so you can dance it off after dropping thousands on a room. Bezos’s floating palace laughs quietly while you try to book a flight to an airport on a nearby island, then figure out the 'ferry or private boat' puzzle your travel agent forgot to mention.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 1/1/2026 | Author: Amanda Krause