Kith Ivy: $15 Juice, Padel Courts, and Snobbiness Deluxe
Behold Kith Ivy, New York's West Village latest members-only fortress where streetwear meets sweaty padel and $15 Erewhon juices priced like a designer sneaker drop. Set to open in 2025 with Armani-designed spas and Mediterranean eats from Cafe Mogador, they promise an 'extremely limited' elite club experience. To apply, hopefuls must surrender photos, job titles, and social media handles because nothing screams friendship like digital background checks. Founder Ronnie Feig, known for Rugrats collabs and $895 espadrilles, dreams of blending luxury with exclusive sweaty camaraderie. Meanwhile, NYC's pricey passion plays on with clubs costing $20K yearly plus $200K initiation fees, because what’s wellness without a side of economic inequality?
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Who needs friends when you can pay $15 for juice and flex on rooftop padel courts at Kith Ivy? It's like a spa day, but with aristocratic gatekeeping and the subtle joy of excluding everyone else.
Kith Ivy’s new club offers padel courts and $15 smoothies because apparently sweat and overpriced berries define high society now.
Introducing Kith Ivy: where your social media handle is just as valuable as your bank account, and exclusivity tastes like pricey strawberry juice.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: Madeline Berg
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