Tariffs Fail Spectacularly, Economists Panic, Envelopes Still Unopened
Higher tariffs are gearing up to take effect this week, yet the data stubbornly refuses to comply by showing any positive results. As one baffled expert put it, 'the data is not showing that they have been working so far.' Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated but equally tense scene, Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff is busy holding somber talks with hostages' families in Israel. Both stories highlight how some problems come with more paperwork and waiting than solutions. Experts agree: when tariffs don’t work, just dial the envoy.
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Tariffs roll out, economy shrugs, and somehow envoy Steve Witkoff is now the very definition of crisis multitasking.
Tariffs doing their best impression of a smoke detector after you burnt toast: loud, useless, and nobody cares.
Waiting for tariffs to work is like waiting for a snail to win the Indy 500 — thrillingly uneventful.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Brittney Melton
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