Judge Shrugs, Lets Google AI Monopoly Hit Us Like a Trillion-Dollar Trolley
In a landmark moment that screams 'business as usual,' a federal judge handed down a ruling so mild in the Justice Department's antitrust suit against Google that itās basically Google saying, 'Thanks, weāll monopolize AI now.' The government, busy playing catch-up to Silicon Valleyās brainiacs, apparently hoped for a hard slap but got a warm pat. Critics fear this is less a gavel bang and more a bedtime story from Uncle Alphabet, who now owns your search engine and probably your future AI overlord. Meanwhile, American tech watchdogs sip coffee while Google gears up to dominate the AI playgroundāand probably your toasterās next updateāwithout so much as a scowl from Lady Justice.
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When the judgeās ruling on Googleās monopoly is so gentle it could be a lullaby, you know Big Tech just got a legal hug and a free pass to rule AI like itās their personal Disneyland.
Google just got told to 'please behave' by a judge who seems to think AI monopolies are just a phase like MySpace and dial-up internet.
Watching the DOJ sue Google on AI monopoly and getting a ruling so soft itās basically a nap, like, 'Maybe try not to take over the world just yet.'
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: John Ruwitch
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