Russia Pretends To Plan Ceasefire, Experts Still Not Buying It
In a shocking turn of events, Ukraine and the EU report 'no sign that Russia is preparing for a ceasefire' just days before the Trump-Putin talks. Experts confirm the diplomatic strategy apparently involves Russia playing hard-to-get with peace, possibly inventing a 'ceasefire apparitions' protocol. Sources report cozy Kremlin circuses rehearsing for peace talks that look more like a magic show. As one Ukrainian official quipped, 'We're all just waiting for the ceasefire to RSVP.' Meanwhile, the EU watches patiently, hoping this isn’t just a new form of political hide-and-seek.
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Russia’s ceasefire prep looks like my WiFi signal — always promising, never delivering. Trump-Putin talks soon, but peace? Still buffering.
If Russia's ceasefire were a movie, it'd be a sequel no one asked for with no ending in sight. Spoiler alert: peace isn't the plot twist.
Waiting for Russia to prepare a ceasefire is like waiting for a text back from your crush—there's hope, but deep down you know better.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Unknown
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