Trump’s New Visa Rule: Only Billionaires Need Apply
In a shocking turn of events, former President Trump unveiled plans to overhaul the H-1B visa rules, aiming to 'focus on higher wages,' which experts confirm will likely 'disadvantage early-career foreign workers.' Sources report young tech hopefuls are now sharpening their resumes for CEO roles instead of internships, as entry-level jobs might soon require salaries that only full unicorn entrepreneurs can afford. Critics say the move turns Silicon Valley into an exclusive country club, with mandatory Gucci jackets and a secret handshake replacing old-fashioned coding skills.
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(1 of 3)Oh great, soon you’ll need to make Elon Musk cash to fetch coffee as an intern. H-1B visa upgrades by Trump: when 'entry-level' means you earn more than a small nation.
Forget coding bootcamps—next up: billionaire bootcamps. Because why hire fresh talent when you can just buy it?
H-1B visa program now accepting resumes only written in solid gold ink. Early-career foreigners, better start selling kidneys!
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Unknown
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