McCarthy’s Culture of Corruption™️: Now With Extra Investigations
Kevin McCarthy has returned with a vengeance, declaring it's 'impeachment season' like the annual flu no one asked for. The House Majority Leader announced that three House committees are now investigating whether President Biden profited from son Hunter's overseas business deals. McCarthy’s accusation? A 'culture of corruption' supposedly thick enough to spread faster than a TikTok dance craze. As politics turns into America's longest reality show, McCarthy’s investigation binge might just be the season finale no one wanted but everyone will definitely watch.
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Big news: House committees are digging into Biden’s son’s business like it’s the latest Netflix true crime doc. Spoiler: McCarthy’s ‘culture of corruption’ tagline has more reboots than Fast & Furious.
McCarthy’s three-committee investigation feels like bringing a chainsaw to a tennis match. Overkill levels set to 'dramatic C-SPAN episode.'
Someone tell McCarthy ‘culture of corruption’ isn’t a new Starbucks flavor, but he’s serving it hot with an extra double shot of impeachment.
Source: Fivethirtyeight | Published: 9/14/2023 | Author: Amelia Thomson-DeVeaux
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