Western Arms Companies Move In, Apparently Love Bombing Ukraine
So, Western defense giants aren't just shipping weapons to Ukraine—they're setting up shop right there amid the chaos. Ukrainian defense honchos call it a 'win-win,' explaining how companies get juicy wartime intel: 'for our type of work.' Germany's Rheinmetall plans factories, while BAE and others jump into the Ukrainian war factory tour. Denmark's defense minister praises the model for letting them 'produce fast' and snag lessons for themselves. It's like Walmart moved into your house during a party, learned your dance moves, and is now bossing your DJ. Except it's tanks, drones, and artillery.
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Hey NATO, moving your factories to a warzone to learn real combat lessons is peak work-from-home energy but with more explosions. Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where this didn’t sound like the ultimate war-themed internship?
Oh great, Western arms firms treating Ukraine like an overseas internship—'Come for the war, stay for the battlefield R&D!' Next up: Defense industry Tinder, swipe right for combat innovation.
Setting up arms factories in Ukraine is like opening an ice cream shop inside a volcano—sure, you’ll get fresh product, but you might also get roasted in the process.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Sinéad Baker
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