Trump Threatens Troops, Baltimore Wants Golf Cart Escort
President Trump, evidently auditioning for dictator roles, threatened to 'send in the troops' to Maryland after Gov. Wes Moore invited him for a 'public safety walk'—which Trump dodged like a golf pro avoiding rough bunkers. Moore clapped back, calling him 'President Bone Spurs' and offering a golf cart for easier strolling. Trump also floated cutting federal funds for Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, even though Congress already signed off on the rebuild. Meanwhile, Baltimore's crime stats are dropping, leading Mayor Brandon Scott to urge Trump to 'turn off the right-wing propaganda' and check the facts before turning the charm all the way off.
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(1 of 3)Trump’s latest: threatening troops and freezing funds like Baltic Bridge maintenance is a reality TV stunt — meanwhile Baltimore’s crime is actually down. Moore’s offer of a golf cart is peak ‘Do you want to walk, or should I just upgrade you to a kart?’ energy.
Trump wants to send troops to Baltimore but can’t even walk the walk—unless there’s a golf cart and federal funds on the line. This entire saga reads like a presidential episode of 'America’s Got No Chill.'
Threaten troops, freeze bridges, deny facts—Trump’s playbook for urban management is basically 'Make Monopoly Real': build walls, block investments, and send cash to jail.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/24/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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