Trump Threatens Troops, Baltimore Wants Golf Cart Escort
President Trump, evidently auditioning for dictator roles, threatened to 'send in the troops' to Maryland after Gov. Wes Moore invited him for a 'public safety walk'āwhich Trump dodged like a golf pro avoiding rough bunkers. Moore clapped back, calling him 'President Bone Spurs' and offering a golf cart for easier strolling. Trump also floated cutting federal funds for Baltimore's Francis Scott Key Bridge, even though Congress already signed off on the rebuild. Meanwhile, Baltimore's crime stats are dropping, leading Mayor Brandon Scott to urge Trump to 'turn off the right-wing propaganda' and check the facts before turning the charm all the way off.
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(1 of 3)Trumpās latest: threatening troops and freezing funds like Baltic Bridge maintenance is a reality TV stunt ā meanwhile Baltimoreās crime is actually down. Mooreās offer of a golf cart is peak āDo you want to walk, or should I just upgrade you to a kart?ā energy.
Trump wants to send troops to Baltimore but canāt even walk the walkāunless thereās a golf cart and federal funds on the line. This entire saga reads like a presidential episode of 'Americaās Got No Chill.'
Threaten troops, freeze bridges, deny factsāTrumpās playbook for urban management is basically 'Make Monopoly Real': build walls, block investments, and send cash to jail.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/24/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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