Kavanaughâs Magical Citizenship Filter: Now You See âEm, Now You Donât
Supreme Courtâs Brett Kavanaugh assures no worries if youâre a U.S. citizen during LA immigration raids â 'promptly let the individual go,' he promises, right before Americans get dragged, tackled, tased, and even shot. Pregnant women detained, oneâs door blown off while DHS Sec. Kristi Noem just watches like it's Superbowl Sunday. About two dozen held over 24 hours without lawyer calls, including children with cancer trapped for weeks. Videos galore, but no official tally because 'data tracking' is so 2010. Border Patrol chief says agents consider 'how you look compared to, say, you?' Heroic, professional chaos served with pepper spray and broken ribs. Welcome to America 2025.
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Supreme Court says immigration agents totally read minds to spot non-citizens, ignoring reality where people get tackled, tased, and detained in underwear for days. Kavanaughâs âno worriesâ line is the new national joke with zero punchline.
American citizenship now comes with optional extras: free knee-on-neck, pepper spray, and a complimentary 24-hour communication blackout courtesy of your local immigration agents.
Forget the Tooth Fairy, citizens now fear ICE raids more â where pregnancy, broken ribs, and getting watched by DHS Secretaries are the new normal birthright experiences.
Source: Propublica | Published: 10/16/2025 | Author: by Nicole Foy, photography by Sarahbeth Maney
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