Waymo’s Robotaxis Go Corporate: Lasers, Promo Codes, And No Discounts!
Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where robot taxis suddenly needed business cards and expense reports? Waymo, the self-driving carkid in the ride-share sandbox, just rolled out 'Waymo for Business'—a service launching in 2025 that lets your boss track every single ride you take to the office party or the midnight snack run. Companies like Carvana, whose rep calls Waymo 'a natural fit for business travel,' can now micromanage your electric trips with promo codes and budget oversight. No discounts though—because apparently, robot chauffeurs deserve full fare. So let me get this straight: fancy electric robot cars are now the corporate shuttle, complete with spreadsheets and boss surveillance. I’m just waiting for the 'mandatory robot taxi etiquette training' module.
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Waymo’s robot taxis now have corporate plans because nothing says 'future' like your boss tracking your every electric Uber with promo codes but zero discounts. Next up: robot taxi performance reviews and HR-approved playlists.
Waymo is basically turning their self-driving cars into nosy, budget-watching Uber snitches for your employer. Next on the agenda: AI-powered guilt trips for taking 'unauthorized snacks' mid-ride.
Imagine signing up your company for robot taxi rides that cost the same but come with supervisor dashboards. Waymo’s business plan apparently involves psychic powers to know who took a longer route for lunch.
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Andrew J. Hawkins
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